Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Thanks for the saucy story, MARK

Bull Moose undercover operatives were on the trail of a hot story Sunday night after a leisurely dinner at Thai Kitchen (come for the awesome Thai food, stay for the weird couches in front!) A certain M. Begich, U.S. Senator and high school graduate, was sighted leaving alone with a suspicious bag. Naturally, we followed him into the dark parking lot, illegally crossed a median after him, and committed to following him wherever the chase led. Hot and spicy Thai affair on the east side, perhaps? PERHAPS? No, apparently he's flogging that whole 'man of the people' angle by getting his own take-out and taking it home to his adorable family for Sunday evening dinner. Damn. Thanks a bunch Mark B, it's not like we could have used a sexy scoop or anything. What'd you order anyway? Whatever CHUCK SCHUMER told you to?

Also, we twittered and giggled a little bit when we saw you, because, you know, celebrity!

Anyway, that's just one of the things we do here at the Bull Moose, we act like your worst ex-boyfriend, and follow you home in the dark. AKA journalism!

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